That’s right ladies and gentlemen. That ebook you just purchased? You MAY NOT read it aloud.
An exclusive book shop that I’ll not name out right (ahem) have this on their website as a DRM restriction.
Now I realise they’re probably referring to public readings or what not but still. It’s hilarious.
Also, ‘aloud allowed’ – a homophone and alliteration? That’s awesome.
So watch out for the Reading Aloud Police, folks.